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My personal favorite is saying “i’ve been expecting you”

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My personal favorite is saying “i’ve been expecting you”

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Justin Skaggs

What about screeching REEEE and throwing a turd over the door?

Ennixam Ame

Jasmin Lingad

Fi Fi Jamieson

Sunmi Kapai

Preethii Kuumaar Patnaaik

Scoop up some of your shit with your hand and show it to the other person by holding it under the door.

Lou Olmos

Tying that person down to the toilet and using her as it. Yes I have an appointment with psychologist scheduled

Joel Niedo

One time I knocked on the door of a bathroom to be sure no one was in. You can imagine my surprise when the dude that was inside replied saying:"Who's there?" He came out a few seconds later and told me:"I don't have to explain you anything, do I?" and I was like:"Nah man it's cool." Found a line of coke in the bathroom.

Meesha Easton

*insert Bugs Bunny sliding to the side and tapping on the toilet seat*

ツツ

"Come back with a warrant" is my go to

Wanda Cantero

When i used to work at gas station, one day my boss went to shit and locked himself as all normal people to. Some customer paid for gas, bought some crap and went for the toilet door, i dont know if he thought door was jammed or something, but he was determined to open. After 2-3 tries, my boss opened the door and politely said "you wanna crowbar?" and shut the door again. Dude was stunned.

Novlet Van-Whervin

Pull someone underneath the stall by their pelvis and fuck them bloody in the ass.

Deborah Ann Calliou

I don’t close the door

Cascey Blosch

I'm going to say come in from now on

Carol Lynn Edelmann

I was prefering shitting louder. But now since I'm enlightened, will open door and slide to side on the closet and invite whoever were knocking that door.

Linda Briere

once i went to the toilet on indoor punk festival meeting like 20 to 30 guys singing christmas song along with a guitar while one guy was pooping in a cabine without a door shouting for paper to whipe his ass... what a great day that was

Angie Lopez

Why would anyone knock tho?

Kent Hickson

I am the one who knocks

Lily Savage

wait wait wait.... who knocks on the bathroom door? is this a thing somewhere? which leads me to the question "why"? you guys don't just check if it's closed and if it is you wait?

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